smoking a turdstalker

Feel the heat baby. I'm taking that belt in my second year.

shooter1 wrote:

Feel the heat baby. I'm taking that belt in my second year.

Not doing too bad myself...

Should clarify that my Haye KO of Ruiz and TD for Litzau is not up yet. That'll take me up a few rungs.

good job shooter.....no four in a row for me.....i might as well just throw in the towel now....your whole gym is fighting in april.......sadly though, after april....and a few turd sightings in may......your whole squad will return to the bunny ranch........ where they have built up their reputations for having bottomless shit pits and the inability to gag on anything....once again.......good work captain...you really put together a winning gym

Gee thanks man!!!! An endorsement from "the champ"!!! Now that I'm in the league , what will come first?? Your first medicare check or another championship? Hell, what's it going to be like going from win to show cause Mikey's gonna come in place. Damn I'm gonne sleep good tonight knowing my boys are hanging at the ranch and for real......if you need any help picking some body up, give me a call and I'll put you on a winner.

When the season is over, I am going to print this entire thread and read it at the seaon-ending event. I have a feeling we are in for a classic here.

Gloves are removed.

This thread is "Fantasy Trash Talkin" right?
Good.
Patek, you will be so far behind me and Mikey you'll need an elevator not a ladder.
And no retort from turdstalker. What? Are you busy checking the date for that first medicare check or rubbing your brow wondering what in the hell did I draft these guys for.

ok shooter.....i thought we were going to chalk up your insane beliefs that you could actually win.....to your old age...or perhaps your black market sex change has become infected........a few wins here and there...thats great...good for you.....its a long season........ and i am sure you will finish either last..... or very close to it....somewhere around jed is my prediction.......so settle down.....bandage up that infected....oozing new gap you have......and watch the season unfold just like your new labia minora.......you are very high on mickeys garbage factory of a gym.....perhaps you were his only customer at the glory hole......thats why you feel the need to talk about how great he is.......and instead of wasting every second of your day waiting for me to respond......why dont you get back to creating that mirrior system you were talking about.......so you can photograph the inside of your own rectum without any help from the neighbors.......

AHHH, old age. With it comes wisdom.... and a big fat pension check every month since I was 50. Which qualified me for the "Everyday is Saturday Club". And that my friend is bad news for your gym. When I asked my next door neighbor, who is an English professor at Wash U, what your last post meant he replied," I don't have the slighest fucking idea".
Jed? He'll be fine, won't win but, has a real shot at a tie with that rag tag bunch you drafted. AND how's that whole Valero thing working out fer ya???? Nurse Ratchet by left hook in the psych ward???
Your in over your head but no worries mate, Patek scheduled a pin the tail on the donkey tourney and your the early favorite. Ya got that goin for ya....................

turdstalker wrote:

ok shooter.....i thought we were going to chalk up your insane beliefs that you could actually win.....to your old age...or perhaps your black market sex change has become infected........a few wins here and there...thats great...good for you.....its a long season........ and i am sure you will finish either last..... or very close to it....somewhere around jed is my prediction.......so settle down.....bandage up that infected....oozing new gap you have......and watch the season unfold just like your new labia minora.......you are very high on mickeys garbage factory of a gym.....perhaps you were his only customer at the glory hole......thats why you feel the need to talk about how great he is.......and instead of wasting every second of your day waiting for me to respond......why dont you get back to creating that mirrior system you were talking about.......so you can photograph the inside of your own rectum without any help from the neighbors.......

This might be one of the funniest things I have ever read.

T-roy is an equal opportunity offender.

Where you at Turdstalker? I ain't done with you yet!!!!!!!

you hit the nail on the head buddy....you have nothing but time to work on your gym and research fighters.....i on the other hand spend about 30 minutes a week online.......most of which is taken up responding to your nonsense.....which is why it will be so humiliating for you to lose again............not that you spend all of your time working on your gym......i know much of your day is spent looking at homosexual porn.....and thumbing your asshole while beating off to pics of larkin.....add preparing your throat for jeds massive meat missle......and streching your jaw for dougs beer can gerth......almost your whole day is spoken for......now that i think about it......maybe thats why you always lose.......not enough hours in a day to get everything done

Now that I have succeded in working you into an uncontrollable rage with a verbal rendition of "who's gym is best", it's time to reel you in. (Did anyone besides Garrett see this coming? And it only took a week!!!) $500 bucks says my gym will beat yours. I'll bring the CASH to the Gayweather/Mosely fight, you do the same. We'll give it to Patek for safe keeping. I don't want to hear "I'm broke" or "I can't afford it" or "I don't gamble" or " my wife won't let me". The only thing I want to hear is "It's a bet" or "You're right Bob, your gym is better than mine. This in my opinion leaves you 2 options, make the bet or risk unending humiliation in front of all your friends.
Seriously. this set up has been to easy. You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

Even though Troy would beat you like a red-headed step child Bob , its never easy to bet 500 on a fantasy gym that maybe deported back to there 3rd world country favelas at anytime.

And i just updated the scoring page too..... Oh dear

lilMickeystl wrote:

And i just updated the scoring page too..... Oh dear

There is a Valero stipulation...how many points does one get for going on a rampage?

better watch out i had a big fantasy weekend. adamek which kinda surprised me and the gay cowboy arce. haha finally a few more pts. and more on the way.

i guess 5 or 10

yo Turdstalker, 3rd place ain't to bad.....that and a buck will still get you a new condom at the big and tall mens shop......why did you dump Valero? They dug him up which equals the life of most of your team. Yo Mick, no need to come to Turdstalkers defense, he's a big boy now.................

its all fun and games until your lead is only 3.........get on the commish to post an update......your once vast lead has dwindled down to nothing......much like your 100 year old meatus..........

i just noticed something very interesting..............you got 4 points for cruiserweight shawn hawk on 6-3-10......it looks like he won an 8 rd fight........since anything under 10 does not count.....you should be at 96 points........im no math major.....but that would appear to be one point less than my 97.........

It's all fun and games, always has been. What's a hundred year old meatus? Hawk was listed as a 10 rounder and posted in fight news as winning a 10 rounder. May have to look into that but what ever.

Hawk fought an 8 rounder, take off 4. Will beat you fair and square. Your math must be that new gen x stuff. Looks like you picked up 9 with alvarez but lost 3 with sanabria. After that you have bute, but so do I. Then you got nothing, I have 3 fights in the next month and all are world champions. If you need any help give me or Mick a call and we'll put you on a winner. Is that all you got??? No savvy journalistic retort? This is the "Trash talking" forum so, let's play...........

you forgot to mention the lara tko for 11 pts on friday..........and you are correct that bute is a wash......but i have 6 fights coming up........so hopefully that can cancel your angulo and gamboa fights..............and ask david about meatus

It's Glistening....

hey shooter..........you may want to check into your cruiserweight hawk.............looks like he got you 5 points on 7-17 that wasnt included in your updated total..........i have you at 112 not 107